If youre going to use a faux medical appointment as your excuse, at the very. Excuses and lies for all occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships. The answer lies in rape culturethe beliefs, ideas, and actions that make excuses for. The funniest real excuses to get out of work readers digest. That is, until you realize that youre going to have to lie to your boss face to leave. It pointed out that each of us fibs at least 50 times a day. Robert kiyosaki excuses are lies you tell yourself. An article in usa today dealt with this penchant we have for making excuses.
Excuses and lies from the story how he seduced me by bluella with 591 reads. With this pocketsized prompter, youll never contemplate the honest route again. Employers have heard their share of excuses from their workers who didnt want to come into work. In the book, anik shows you how to build a business from scratch. And ive made these excuses myself, but they all turned out to be lies. Excuses and lies for all occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. Are your excuses really lies that sabotage your life. But its easier with the little book of big excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didnt do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. It fell short of being funny for me as i do not like lying in any form. Chapters range from selfdeceptions to behaving badly.
Knock knock is an awardwinning purveyor of witty books and gifts. How to lie to your boss about a job interview the muse. Weve wished, at one time or another, that there were scripts for those tricky situations in life when a foot gets stuck in a mouth, when no words emerge, when the comeback wont come out, and the comeons get lost. In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasonsgrandmas. Wed all like to be good people, but lets face it, most of us arent. Excuses and lies for all occasions by knock knock goodreads. The balance careers best and worst excuses for being late to work.
As you recognize yourself and definitely some of your friends in these books of witty observations, classic cliches, and bon mots, you might as well laugh. According to the book excuses and lies, the top lies are. Our crackerjack inhouse team creates humorous nonfiction and specialty. Lines for all occasions by knock knock 2008, hardcover at the best. Once youre locked into reading mode, youre sticking with that book. But this lie might come back to haunt you when youre still up reading at. Chapters range from selfdeceptions to behaving badly over 501 excuses and lies to choose from. Excuses are lies you tell yourself this post is for the excuse makers. We lie about our age, our income, or our accomplishments.
The lines for all occasions series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection. Excuses and lies for all occasions lines for all occasions. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isnt whether to lie, its how. This pocketsized prompter provides the appropriate or deliberately inappropriate script for every encounter. Read 2 from the story the big book of lies by deeniie deenie with 153 reads. Here are some good, and horrible, excuses employees use when they are late, along with tips for telling your boss. They use a lovely little book called keep it simple as the inspiration for these daily times of reflection and discussion. Scientists have proven that excuses and lies have played a role in our evolutionary survival, so the question isn t.607 491 860 385 830 358 1045 560 645 1346 1611 338 1522 1521 356 1582 586 63 112 1309 80 1515 324 277 911 1286 892 1133 623 968 1478 710 696 281 1064 1035 1255 240